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forestlune:

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator 

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No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

achsure:
“ stupickleshomicidesimulator:
“ pissvortex:
““you. to the polls. now.” beto o’rourke campaign ad 2020
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one funny thing about this gif i never noticed is that he has to do it in his attic to stay out of sight
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also the fact that I’m p sure...

achsure:

stupickleshomicidesimulator:

pissvortex:

“you. to the polls. now.” beto o’rourke campaign ad 2020

one funny thing about this gif i never noticed is that he has to do it in his attic to stay out of sight 

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also the fact that I’m p sure this picture is on the board behind him

all-the-fandoms-are-mine:

xxslasher-skeletonxx:

bootdork:

bootdork:

shittycryptids:

a man who can make a knife out of anything

Kiwami Japan

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How the fuck

Smithing 100

Folks, sometimes life is bad to you and you just need a sad day. Today is that day! On the upside, the mean girls musical is lit lmao

nickleerie:

nickleerie:

3-4-19 || Henlo… Bureau of Balance Brian, at your service.

Please don’t tag as kin/me/id/etc.

[Start ID: A colored sketch of Magic Brian from The Adventure Zone. Brian is a drow man with medium greyish blue skin, long bluish white hair pulled partially back in a small braid, and sharp, neon purple eyes. He has a few notable, pale scars on his hand and face, and his ears are notched and scarred in several places. He has a few silver ear piercings and a silver engagement band on. Brian is wearing his BoB uniform, a high collared jacket with a BoB symbol clasp at the throat with a light powder blue stripe down the middle of the front. The top of the chest and the entirety of the sleeves is a darker, desaturated blue, along with the back. There are two white panels in the front. He has decorated it with a dark blue belt with a silver spider clasp, and is wearing a white tunic with long sleeves beneath the jacket, which he has the sleeves rolled up on.Brian is smiling charismatically and looking at the viewer with his left hand lifted in a wave, and there are white sparkles around the side of his face and his engagement ring. The background of the image is a soft but saturated purple. End ID]

sergeant-angels-trashcan:

The Umbrella Academy is one of the best depictions of how wildly varied the Millennial experience is that i’ve ever seen

because within the exact same age group you have:

  • a virgin
  • a parent
  • a drug addict
  • a vigilante 
  • a music nerd
  • one person with a steady job
  • one person who works a crappy job for a crappy place to stay and a flexible schedule
  • one person working two jobs to make ends meet
  • people who are expected to be adults but aren’t good at it
  • someone who is actually an adult despite looking like a kid
  • lots of queer kids!
  • a guy who went to the moon to gain fatherly approval and run away from societal expectations
  • mental illness! anxiety and depression abound!
  • everyone is walk walk fashion baby, gay gay gay, or i woke up in this dumpster, thanks, and those are the only fashion choices
  • all of them are emotionally stunted by their parents
  • not really a person-thing but the pay phones, answering machines, and VHS tapes are High Quality Nostalgia

clarysageoil:

scullylesbian:

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

we aren’t

adventuresloane:
“ chaoticcomposition:
“ ““What the fuck is wrong with the three of you??“
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what do you mean this isn’t canon
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[ID: A two-panel comic showing Kravitz from the chest up. In the first image, he has a skull for a face, with his eyes... adventuresloane:
“ chaoticcomposition:
“ ““What the fuck is wrong with the three of you??“
”
what do you mean this isn’t canon
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[ID: A two-panel comic showing Kravitz from the chest up. In the first image, he has a skull for a face, with his eyes...

adventuresloane:

chaoticcomposition:

“What the fuck is wrong with the three of you??“

what do you mean this isn’t canon

[ID: A two-panel comic showing Kravitz from the chest up. In the first image, he has a skull for a face, with his eyes being tiny, bright red dots inside hollow sockets. He wears a black, hooded cloak. Fire pours out of his mouth as he grits his teeth and angrily shouts, “WHAT?!?” In the second drawing, the fire has begun to dissipate, and he has turned into a slender man with brown skin. He still appears frustrated but is not nearly as openly enraged, as he closes his eyes and gestures with both hands out in front of him, as though to calm himself. He says, “Okay, fine, I’m cool.” End ID.]

fuckilostmydice:

One of my friends made info on having the duolingo owl as your warlock patron

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It’s pretty great